Caucasian Celebration: A Pictoral History of NBA White Guys
Our first currently active White Guy, Brian Cardinal would surely have made this list no matter what NBA era he played in. Fortunately for us, the advantage of playing during the Internet Age is that evidence of your unathleticism, facemask-wearing, and relative comic ineptitude (or if you're a hack sportswriter, "hustle", "grit", and "court intelligence") is available online.
Let's step through "The Custodian"'s qualifications for the Alabaster Hall:
Wore a facemask
Grimaced on the court to indicate he was trying as hard as possible
Cheated in an attempt to hang with far superior athletes
Those are great, but the clincher for Cardinal has to be this comically mismatched "highlight" reel. If the best tape on you includes ill-advised layups, fundamental defense, and jumpers of 17 feet or more, chances are you are either white or a WNBA All-Star.
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