Thursday, August 31, 2006

Breaking News: Raiders Hire Out of Work Hurricane Katrina Refugee Fats Domino To Be Coach.

Art Shell and Jeff George celebrate their union

Hire Fats Domino
Sign Mullet Hall of famer
Step 3: Win it all.

Art Shell. Jeff George. Art
Shell. Jeff George. Art Shell. Jeff George.
Art Shell. Jeff George. Bonnnnnnnnnng.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Carolina: Wait, Kevin Greene doesn't play anymore?

Success relies on
DeShaun Foster's vagina
Good luck next year, guys!

Down on the bayou,
Mama Delhomme's gumbo can't
Erase Seahawk loss

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

3 cock rings in 4 years. not bad

Take off your ring, whore
Your husband cant fuck like me.
Service Belichek

You have a husband?
I dont care. Your panties now.
No one fucks like me

I have but one rule
After I make you come, don't
Squirt on my sweatshirt

Hey Secretary
Take off your wedding ring. I'm
Belichek. Cooze Hound

Jacksonville: Teal is the color of the new millennium!!

Secret to Winning?
Pssst, stockpile black QBs
Jack of the River

No! Fragile Fred broke?
Lou Gherig disease in leg.
LeBrandon Toefield

Monday, August 28, 2006

Tennessee, Tennesseee, Tennessee, Tennessee. Take me to another place, take me to another land.

A fresh pair of slacks
A mustachioed genius
Call him Coach Goulet

Lendale, Fat? Dont Worry.
As Pacman Jones says, "Hey hey
Hey smoke weed everyday.

Lombardi, Ditka,
Strahm, now Pacman Jones carries
Tradition of Crunk.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Baltimore Ravens

Do you like my coat?
Supple leather on my skin
Im too smart Trebeck.

Dear Kyle, you dress
And play like you are homeless
Love, Brian Billick

Genius? Yes I am.
Try to solve my defense. Nay.
Ultimate mind fuck.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

That 5.7 cant help in running away from the boys in blue

Crime? Problems? Who Cares

Real story is he looks like

Half- man half -midget

Its been a while

Sorry its been so long its just I have had so much on my plate lately that I haven't really had a chance to post . Between my pending divorce, my kid getting Lou Gherig's disease and the demands of having to run the newsstand by myself it has been hard to focus on what is truly important. I promise we will be updating with a vengence in the upcoming weeks. Be sure to look out for our exclusive RavishingRickNFL previews where we will cover all 30 or 32 teams indepthly that will post sometime next week.