Ravishing Rick Haiku
History of Haiku: Although there were attempts outside Japan to imitate the old haiku in the early 1900s, there was little genuine understanding of its principles. In mid-2006, two White Poet Warlords discovered the science of haiku and fought to make it their own.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
Gordon Shumway: An Unauthorized Biography
100 Million Dollars for the Japanese Louie Anderson is a steal
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Ravishing Rick Rankings : 50 Most Ravishing Rick Basketball Players (John Amechi not included)
Break from form for a second here. We got this idea from FreeDarko. Basically its a list of the 50 most RavishingRick players playing right now.
A little insight into the selection process
Artest, Ron Sacramento Kings
James, LeBron Cleveland Cavaliers
Arenas, Gilbert Washington Wizards
Bryant, Kobe Los Angeles Lakers
Biedrins, Andris Golden State Warriors
Iverson, Allen Denver Nuggets
Randolph, Zach Portland Trail Blazers
Jackson, Stephen Golden State Warriors
Ming, Yao Houston Rockets
Anthony, Carmelo Denver Nuggets
Nash, Steve Phoenix Suns
Wade, Dwyane Miami Heat
Smith, J.R. Denver Nuggets
Balkman, Renaldo New York Knicks
Garnett, Kevin Minnesota Timberwolves
Bosh, Chris Toronto Raptors
Wells, Bonzi Houston Rockets
Wallace, Rasheed Detroit Pistons
Nowitzki, Dirk Dallas Mavericks
Carter, Vince New Jersey Nets
Boykins, Earl Milwaukee Bucks
McGrady, Tracy Houston Rockets
Smith, Josh Atlanta Hawks
Paul, Chris NO/Oklahoma City Hornets
Abdur-Rahim, Shareef Sacramento Kings
Odom, Lamar Los Angeles Lakers
Villanueva, Charlie Milwaukee Bucks
Howard, Dwight Orlando Magic
Daniels, Marquis Indiana Pacers
Davis, Baron Golden State Warriors
Butler, Caron Washington Wizards
Lee, David New York Knicks
Johnson, Joe Atlanta Hawks
Miller, Mike Memphis Grizzlies
Redd, Michael Milwaukee Bucks
Robinson, Nate New York Knicks
Ellis, Monta Golden State Warriors
O'Neal, Jermaine Indiana Pacers
Okur, Mehmet Utah Jazz
Curry, Eddy New York Knicks
Milicic, Darko Orlando Magic
Telfair, Sebastian Boston Celtics
Kapono, Jason Miami Heat
Griffin, Eddie Minnesota Timberwolves
Alston, Rafer Houston Rockets
Radmanovic, Vladimir Los Angeles Lakers
Davis, Ricky Minnesota Timberwolves
Haslem, Udonis Miami Heat
Court TV: More Breaking FUPA News
Chaz Weis is Fat and Salty
If it please the court:
Ten pounds of shit. Five pound bag.
Coach Weis is guilty.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The Ralph Fiennes Fan Club and the Mile High Club are One and the Same
Sleeping with Ralph Fiennes at 37,000 feet can do wonders for your career.
A little girl's dream:
Stewardess blouse covered in
Constant Garnder's seed.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Breaking FUPA News: Out with the old, in with the new
Wade Phillips looks on dissaprovingly at what we can only assume is his daughter engaging in sexual acts with multiple San Diego Chargers.
Goal as coach: Play D,
Run Ball, Stop daughter from TO
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Ravishing Rick Fan Appreciation Day
We wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of our fans who have taken the time to post feedback in our comments section. Your comments are extremely valuable and truly make posting on these here tubes of internets and ebays worthwhile. We are eternally grateful for your continued support.
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Your true devotion
And kind words are uplifting.
Thank you, my good friends.
In life, it's wise. To
Allign oneself with allies.
For mine I say thanks.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Bill Walton's Mind: Excuse Our Mess
Let your conscience be free
Sing. Whisper. Lyrics.
Segues like a cement wall
Best podcast on Earth
Is it Wet Out There, or is it Just Your Mom?
Friday, February 02, 2007
Ancient Conflicts Remembered
With Oscars Season upon us, and to honor Sir Clint Eastwood's efforts in the 2006 movies "Flags of Our Fathers" and "Letters from Iwo Jima", we tell the story of the above Ancient Chinese Legend from the perspective of both sides. We hope that you, like us, will forever appreciate this ancient conflict in a new light.
Chick in the Blue
Silent Shadows Slink
A rap at the door. Oh No!
Raiden needs a snack
Pensive Ice Warrior
Protect rations fervently.
Too late. Raiden snacks.
Barren stomach guides.
Look at that ho's Frigidaire.
Her snacks will be mine.
A Distraction I seek.
Knock Knock!! I eat.
Acting! Genuis. Thank You!
Order Yours Today, Harry Potter fans
Ride Nude, Boy Wizard!
Barbaro's strength rubs your balls.
Actors are so gay