Buffalo Bills: No one circles the wagons like Marv Levy actually did in 1846

Genesis: Chapter
One. God said "Let there be Marv."
Then Buffalo lost.


This is not a joke.
Your QB is not straight.
He'd kill to blow Favre*

* Losman seriously is gay for Brett Favre. Look it up in Wikipedia.

Viking Quest: Purify yourself in the waters of Fred Smoot's Lake Minnetonka

Ghost of Mike Tice haunts
Zygi's dreams and Fred Smoot's boat
Shirtless yacht party


We won't miss you, Nate
Oh, Koren's off the wagon?
Bill Joel impression


Sex boat is old news
Chet Taylor and Brad Johnson?
Zygi calls them nerds

Lions: How come I have never seen my cleaning lady and Mike Martz in the same place?

Winning games takes more
than hiring Mrs Doubtfire
He cant help Kitna

Philadelphia Eagles: You ain't got no future, Todd Pinkston.You're an A-1 nut boy. Grissom knows it

Andy, I loved when
You played that fat, gross, corrupt,
fat cop in Batman


Terrell Owens, a
homeless man's Donte Stallworth
Hey Len, Where's Stinkson?

It's Najeh's closet, Green Bay is just living in it.

My God! Whats that smell?
Oh, thats the closet. Najeh's
Just being Najeh

The FUPAs at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas

Bill, your bleach blond hair
Sweatshirt and baggy Khakis
Wont hide the FUPA